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If you get 'straight,' it is official evidence that you paid attention during Carpentry class.ĭidn't work for me.I know I'm gay I just did it for fun. I'm 100% gay and the test has just informed me that I am straight. I'm German and gay.Too bad the test disagrees -) Maybe if I were a man I'd be straight? but nah.I love sweater vests too much.clearly that might pose a problem.Įpic fail. This test was pointless and stereotypical, And apparently I'm straight? Just proves that not everyone fits the stereotype :) Okay, so the tests says im Straight (The guy ******* ** **** would beg to differ) Gay men cant be into machinery can they not? It says im straight LOL i cant even get a boner over a girl LOL This test is so phoney I know I'm gay and so does the man ******* ** off i say this test is mft with a side order of pft Harder harder harder that was so good Andrew anyway I'm not gay Whatever kind of person made this me diniee think he is nice layers off to feed my pet kraken Well apparently I'm straight (says the guy with a cock up his ass) but it was fun either way. It is lying as I know for a fact that I am bisexual. The outcome was "straight." Does that mean that if I identified as a man, you would consider me straight or any person who gives my answers could be considered straight? About 3/4 in I realized the test was formulated for men, but I finished anyway. This proved am so gay i LL be sucking **** by tomorow I am now GAY AND PROUD!!!ĭumbest test I ever took I am gay and i took the test 4 times all straight somethings wrong in Denmark. Who knew actually having a horny gay friend would come in handy. Well, I am gay so I guess I will **** ** friend's clock tomorrow. I guess knowing what a band saw, a chuck key, and a crescent wrench (not adjustable wrench) is, knowing how many points a field goal is worth automatically makes you straight. I wonder if the author is trying to say that gay people are either dumb, or "tool-challenged"Īnonymous are you telling me that you don't know what the stuff you just said is or do you know because you said your gay and your not gay at the same time.
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It said I'm straight, and I'm totally gay but I'm smart, so I know tools and how to use them. It said im straight but i love cock and love to play with a big dildo in my ass while thinking about ladyboys Of course I am through, just ask my husband. Leaves a hell of a lot of room for error. I notice that none of these test consider looks when evaluating attraction. The test said I'm straight despite the fact I'm attracted to both sexes (and that depends entirely on the persons looks regardless of gender). If everyone was required to speak just one language, what would your vote be? Have you ever been accused of being ****phobic? Look at your watch, does it have a square face?ĭo you drink straight from the glass or do you prefer using a straw? Is this the first time you've taken a test to tell you if you are gay?ĭo you own, or have you ever owned, a Mazda Miata, VW Beetle, VW Cabrio or any Volvo automobile? Have you ever been, or are you currently, a vegetarian? In American Football, how many points is a field goal worth? No matter how disturbed you were, have you ever had a sexual dream about another man?ĭo you make an effort to eat organic food? If you've got a name like Steven, David or Michael, do you prefer to go by your formal name? Was the palm of your hand facing away from you?
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Have you ever mistakenly checked out another guy (fooled by well groomed long hair from a distance)?
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If you have a wedding band, does it have any diamonds or emeralds in it? Growing up, the discipline was handed out by your _.ĭo you take care of your cuticles? Or have you ever had your nails done? Which one of the following superheroes do you like the most?ĭo you have a subscription to "Men's Health?"ĭo you have any magazine subscriptions that frequently have men featured on the cover without a shirt? (Fitness magazines, body building, etc) If you had to choose between beer or wine, what would it be? If you have to take a dump do you refuse to use a public restroom? Select the following occupations that you have held: What is depicted in the following illustration?ĭo you typically wear any jewelry besides a watch or a wedding band? Have you ever had your hair highlighted or died? When you go to the gym, how long are you there? What is the name of the tool in the image below? Have you ever had your eye brows plucked, waxed, trimmed or shaved?Īssuming that you have the choice, in a video game, do you select a male or a female character? If you were a woman, the best part would be: Not counting your face or pubes, have you ever shaved any part of your body? (arms, legs, chest.) Test: The Gay Test Category: Humor Description: The All New & Greatly Improved Test To Determine How Gay You Are! Keywords: